OK, so I pumped fuel out. Can't really see any water in what I collected. I added fresh fuel with gas dryer, still won't start. Actually it tries to start, just won't take throttle or stay running. Oddly enough, it won't even try with the "choke" fully on. If I crank it with the throttle fully open, then let off it tries harder to stay running but won't.
I have spark at the plugs, and they are wet when removed. All the fuses are good.
I thought I was through with working on bikes in parking lots when I bought this thing.