Bike fall down. Go f*&^%ing boom.
It was on the lift -- either tie-down failure or operator error, either way, it was some form of operator error, so chalk it up to s**t happens, dumbass. Anyway, it fell onto a work table placed next to the lift. The entire weight of the fall landed on the bar end of the handlbars, resulting in the whack shown in the attached pic.
My approach would be to put the front wheel in a chock, crank down the handlebar pinch bolts some, then use hose clamps to affix a crowbar to the bar at the best angle for prying the bent side back downward into shape.
If anyone has a better method or thinks that's a bad idea, let me know. I don't want to have to pull those bars off the bike because that's a huge pain in the ass. I have another set of bars but they're the stainless and have rust. Once concern would be that the handlebar clamp wouldn't hold the bars with that torque and would strip through -- but that didn't happen during the fall so I think that'd be unlikely with a more controlled, manually applied force.