:mbird Gorgeous day, upper 50's. So, I tog up in my chaps, break out the goggles to keep my eyes from watering, check the tires, etc..
Grab the lift handle with right hand, hold the left grip with left hand and rock the bike off the center stand, just as BMW prescribes in the owner's manual. And, the heavy MF tips to the right!
And, there he lies until a neighbor comes home to help.
Don't care what they recommend, this bike gets parked on the side stand from now on.
Could be worse, I once had to pick up a Triumph Trident off top of me. But, at least I could lift that.