Normally, tea is my drink of choice, but it's 'variable' if I don't make it myself so time was it was safe to order coffee, but now I have such trouble buying coffee at any sort of beverage vendor. I go in, ask for coffee and get asked which distinctly un-coffee-like abomination I desire.
I just want coffee, in a cup or mug, usually with some milk. Y'know, ground up beans treated with hot water - or even instant is fine if it's made right.
No sugar, no foamed giraffe, no sprinkled moon dust. Just friggin' coffee. How hard can it be?
Maybe there's a special fashionable name for it that has thus far eluded me.
On track - I've ridden a Harley. Once. A little. I came to a few conclusions........
It was slow - yes ok, it could probably top 85 but it would have needed a hell of a lot of (straight) road to do it. It was uncomfortable - I don't get on with the feet forward position, if I want to recline I have a sofa at home. It didn't go around corners very well at all - it felt almost like a 3 point turn was needed for a roundabout.
I've also ridden a few cruiser-y harley clone type bikes. Unsurprisingly, they were very much the same.
Maybe a reasonable bike could be made from one with a lot of effort and a welder, but it's sure as hell not possible with bolt-on 'custom' parts from the screamin' eagle catalogue. (Custom parts, from a catalgoue? If it's an 'approved accessory' or even sold to bolt on, it's not custom - probably burst a couple of bubbles there...)