a'ight...
Picked up the new pressure plate, clutch cover, and O ring from the dealer today:

The balance marks are on the outside and oriented toward the camera though the pressure plate caught a reflection. Considering they're from BMW, they're expensive, and that it's important, the balance marks are pretty half-ass. The right thing for me to do would be to get a stamp kit and make some better, more permanent marks.
Just in case mine is screwed up for w/e reason, I bought a clutch housing from an '88 K75 with 36k miles on ebay for $57.99. Made sure it had a good balance mark. These are over $400 new and that's beyond the scope of this project. On the dinner table I oriented the clutch housing's mark at 12 o'clock. The mark is a bit dirty so I pointed at it


Then the pressure plate's mark is roughly at 4 o'clock

Or at least the marks are as close to 12, 4, and 8 as they can be. With there being only 3 positions that they can be in there is one "ok I think this is where it should be" position and two "nope" positions.
I'll be tearing the bike down this Sunday, hopefully for the last time in a long time and will report back with my findings
The housing is around 8 o'clock