
Welcome back everyone to the ongoing saga of electrical gremlins.....in today's episode we will be relay testing, continuity testing, doing an ignition switch removal, and questioning your life choices.....
So the issue with the ignition switch is -
1. Someone has been in here before me and
2. To get the dash lights (or anything else) to power up, you need to press on the plastic cap at the bottom of the switch. If you don't apply pressure, its dead
as a dodo. After you have applied pressure, it will stay "lit up" until you turn it off again. Lets just call this status "pretend on".....
So after achieving "Pretend on" I tested power at the orange connector under the tank.
Red - (12V from the battery) - Check
Green - (12V from the Switch) - Check
Gray/Blue - (12V from the Switch) - Check
Gray - (12V from Switch) - Check
Violet - (12V from Switch ) - Check
But still No Fuel pump powering up and No Spark.....so I figure "Pretend on" is like a ladyboy in thailand, looks good on the surface but is really just being a dick
So lets move on to the relays....
Pull the Fuel pump relay - check the resistance - shows 100 Ohm internal resistance between pins 85 & 86... so within spec.
Remove the Horn relay, plug the fuel pump relay into the horn relay slot and Boom - Horn works..... so assumption is that the Fuel pump relay is good.
Check the Fuel pump relay socket with ignition on - 12V showing up on the Pin 30 socket - So power is making it to the relay, and the relay is good, but the pump doesn't get power - Going to need to do some more testing from Fuel pump relay onwards - that will be a future episode, so stay tuned
So on to Miss "Pretend on" ignition switch...
So I found an excellent article on the K1100 ignition switch here:
https://www.kbikeparts.com/classickbikes.com/ckb.tech/0.ckb.tech.files/4vignsw.forklock/4vignsw.forklock.htmI drilled the security bolts in about 3mm and then reversed the drill, luckily the drill bit caught the bolt so they basically unscrewed using the drill bit on reverse.... yay for small wins

Found the grub screw, some Neanderthal had definitely been there before me as the driver slot was already flogged out, but finally managed to get the screw undone and then promptly screwed it out to far and away she went bouncing across the floor....... thank god for magnets.... there was no way I would have found the little f*cker with my eyesight... so crisis averted.
So pulled apart the switch, tested continuity from the plug through to the switch, every thing fine on the wiring side, but yes, unless the body of the switch is pressed down firmly, the switch doesn't make contact with the pins..... so I am up for a new switch (BMW Part # 61322305292).... which after some googling, seems to be almost impossible to get hold of .... the only one I did find is $200Euro plus freight from Germany to Australia......UGH
So if any of you guys have spares, please let me know !
In the meantime, I'm going to dissect the current cable and make up 2 switches, one for Red to Green and one for Red to Violet, Gray & Gray/Blue
and then contemplate searching for earthing problems on the Fuel system..... To infinity and beyond.....