Okay... I'll bite. My short answer has always been, "If you're on two wheels? Then you've got it figured out.... Period" HD, Triumph, BMW, MV, Yamaha, Honda... Kymco even.
I've always been more of a function kind of guy over fit, which goes for protective clothing as well. I go riding regularly with my co-worker/close friend who rides a late 2000's HD Streetglide, and he most certainly is one of THOSE guys. It ALWAYS starts the same way... He'll ask, "What, you couldn't wash and wax it before the ride today?" or "Do they give you photon torpedoes for that thing?" or "Can you talk to the space station with that helmet." I'll respond with something regarding his poorly deflated tires, or his sagging rear suspension, or if we should have his son follow us with his truck, or ask if his recently dealer repaired rear brake caliper has fallen off lately... :hehehe It happened. Recently, we did a brothers ride; just us guys, i.e. no wives. There were four HD's and three BMW's. I'm no fan of coincidence, and I love to poke fun, but something was up when, at the end of the ride, I had turned wrenches on all four HD's and not a single BMW saw an issue. :dunno
We joked about it, complemented the fairer options of the competition, and then pressed-on... Riding 'em like we stole 'em. :riding:
I know... Off-topic for the letter of this particular thread, but it's the first thing that came to mind. I've owned BMW K's, F,'s R's... I've owned plenty of other company brands, and I've loved them all. Admittedly, for the BMWs, the F was my least favorite and didn't last very long. I love the K bikes for their ridiculously smooth operation, and the boxers for their miserly fuel consumption, purity and whatever else I chose to base my opinion on.
BOTH; however, are made to be maintained. With the right resources (GS-911, Shop Manual, Clymer's Book, this forum) and the right tools (the best quality 1/4" torque wrench you can afford and a medium quality 3/8" torque wrench for starters), either of the two classes of BMW will continue to run for decades more to come. I believe that.
There is an overabundance of insecure riders with false-egos out there. Their Ford is better than your Chevy; that is, until they trade their F-150 in for a Silverado. And then, guess what happens? Or, your 9mm is a weak bullet compared to their .357 sig, until you go to the range and you've got five accurately placed rounds downrange before they've got their first shirt button unsnapped.
Basically, in my humblest of opinions, it's never been about the bike, or the gun, or the truck, or the college, or the type of workout... Moreover, it's usually an individual's inability to appreciate that there's more than just their way out there, and for some people, that's just too damn hard to comprehend.
That guy you ran into in the UP... He didn't register your Brick, he was trying to figure out why anyone would be on anything else other than what he was on. It wasn't about the bikes... It was about him.