"If someone wanted to ride your brick away, it wouldn't take long at all to pull the ignition switch and bypass the key completely. And that's only if the screwdriver doesn't work first."
It looks super simple to bypass the key on a brick. Personally, I have never known anyone who had their brick or boxer stolen, but I do worry about it.
It is my understanding that if your bike is over five years old, your chances of it being stolen are much less.
Who would want an old, underpowered, overweight motorcycle anyhow ?
No wait, that would be an old underpowered, overweight GERMAN motorcycle. Otherwise I just described a HD.