Well that's just a puzzle, thebob. Given the propensity of the boxers which preceded the brick to smoke from the port jug for the same reason, exactly what prevented BMW from mounting the brick the other way round, with its head on the starboard side? Instead, they made the situation even worse by leaning it so far over on a short side stand that the engine winds up fighting gravity and losing.
By the way, TDADT. Ocelot, for example, has never even once smoked at start. I always park her on the side stand immediately. Annie, my R1200CLC, has perhaps smoked twice in eighty thousand miles; and never since the engine finally completed break in. She has no center stand. They don't all do that. They don't. I personally believe the way to prevent it is to ignore instructions and break the engine in hard. First thing I did with Annie, on the way from the dealer new, I headed for the hills, with Bearswatter on back, where I twisted that round rubber thing hard. You don't need to spin fast; but you do need to pull hard. When I bought Ocelot, I specifically asked the original owner how he broke her in. Hard, he said. You want to buy me a new oilhead today, I'll break her in for you so she never does that. You have to seat the rings with pressure.
However, I digress. Frankenduck et al, I hope there is a way we can get past the "TADT park her on the center stand" known issue and consider instead what else may be causing this? Let's assume we've got that side stand business covered and it's not that. What else could it be?
I sent my buddy Motodude's three questions:
- Is the smoke blue (oil) or black (rich fuel mixture)?
- Does it smoke more on acceleration or compression braking?
- How long does it smoke before it clears up? From cold? From hot?['li]
Here's what he replied:
"Smoking appears to be oil smoke. Smokes on start up. Side stand or center stand makes no difference. Can smoke from a few seconds to a couple minutes. Once it stops does not smoke while running."
Not exact point by point answers, however, RIF, ya know.
Great weekend coming up. Going to camp in upstate NY, beside Lake Conesus. Friend of mine holds a chromehead wrechfest there annually on his old farm. I am hot to trot.