. . . all I hear is water pump/oil pump. . . .
Were you hearing that from people who own K-bikes? Are you waiting for everyone you talk to—friends, acquaintances, mechanics—to be in agreement before you do anything?
You wrote in your July 21 post your
trusted BMW mechanic told you that the pump weep hole was "bone dry" and the only other cause was probably a head gasket problem. Did you quit trusting him because your friends and acquaintances know more than he? If so, why don't you have
them fix it for you?
Have you been riding that bike since July?
Did your compression testing kit come with instructions and you followed the instructions? You should redo the test using standard procedures and safeguards to eliminate the possibility that you lost your grip during the test of one of the cylinders.
Here's another thing you can do. Take the bike somewhere that can perform a gas analysis of the coolant in the radiator. It's a quick test.