I was heading to the cottage on the shores of Lake Huron one night in early Autumn. It's about a 2.5 hour ride from Hamilton up through farm country, increasingly rolling terrain. The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) hold power in these parts. One stopped me in the middle of nowhere for a RIDE program (reduce impaired driving...). "Had anything to drink tonight?", he asked. "No", I said. "I never drink and ride...not a drop". "Where you headed?" "Southampton, to my cottage". Bear in mind this is about 10:30 at night. "Good luck", he said. "Keep an eye out for deer". He said it in a kind of knowing, not particularly friendly kinda way...as if he'd maybe seen some really ugly stuff in his time. Well if that didn't put a strain in my neck for the next hour....man, peering into the darkness looking for glowing eyes....I think about the time of day whenever I contemplate 2 wheel transportation to Bruce County!