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Offline TrueAce

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Advance Recon
« on: April 19, 2016, 10:32:25 PM »
On orders from K Command, an advance recon mission by a skilled undercover operative was ordered to clear an upcoming K Team Mission in Southeast Utah. The undercover agent and his partner were disguised as Russian tourists, and we're charged with identifying particular asset and rendezvous points which could be of interest to the K Team. Agent Taoist Alexis and Katrina successfully completed their mission and have returned safely. The following Top Secret files are approved for review by all authorised K Team members. Any K Team members who have withheld evidence of this area of interest to K Team activity in the immediate future are ordered to submit same for official review.
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2016, 11:04:02 PM »
Real Russian operative would not embark on such mission with RPOS
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Offline TrueAce

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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2016, 11:16:05 PM »
Is only way special agent can ride DOWN canyon wall! What you call RPOS has stone magnets in tires!
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Offline The Mighty Gryphon

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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2016, 11:45:41 PM »
What better way to conceal an operative;s identity than to be riding something an operative would never ride.

Brilliant!
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2016, 11:51:23 PM »
Since said mission was a success the RPOS was obviously a heavily disguised Bavarian machine
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2016, 12:00:50 AM »
The ball was dropped here by not photoshopping the rider, too. He's actually parked outside a White Castle in Tampa.
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2016, 12:43:29 AM »
I do not believe there is a White Castle in Tampa but the southern version is Krystals


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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2016, 01:20:04 AM »
Quote from: Elipten on April 20, 2016, 12:43:29 AM
I do not believe there is a White Castle in Tampa but the southern version is Krystals
You must be a youngster then, Elipten, because there was one on North Florda Ave in 1970 that was a filling station for potheads who were mesmerized by the ninja-like skill of the tattooed cook as he turned racks of hamburger buns that looked like sheets of postage stamps into fuel for squadrons of night-dwelling musicians, pimps and cops.
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2016, 03:36:45 AM »
That would have to be one of the best disguises I have ever seen. Really looks like a real cow, devilishly cunning those Russkies.
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2016, 07:21:27 AM »
If 60 is a youngster I will take that complement.  Just was not in Tampa at that age to enjoy a slider. 


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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2016, 07:48:28 AM »
Quote from: Elipten on April 20, 2016, 07:21:27 AM
. . . to enjoy a slider. 
:giggles
I can still see his swift, two-fisted application of mustard and ketchup from ochre and red squeeze bottles across the shimmering tiles of burger. Later, I was to learn that's the same skill used in a milking parlor.
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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2016, 09:18:15 AM »
and massage parlor...

looks like aces blue brick was at that tampa white castle...





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Re: Advance Recon
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2016, 09:42:03 AM »
 :laughing-on-ground:



Quote from: Martin on April 20, 2016, 03:36:45 AM
That would have to be one of the best disguises I have ever seen. Really looks like a real cow, devilishly cunning those Russkies.
Clean your screen there, Martin. I think the beard makes it obvious that it's Ace.
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