...and they will still pass VA's safety inspection. Albeit only just.
Putting a tire marked "rear" on the front may raise a flag at inspection time.........
I hear what you are saying about child support, BTDT, have 1 year left myself, then college..........
Like Johnny, I don't think I'd risk it either. Should something happen, God forbid, having an improper equipment installation could give some shark lawyer a reason to fight paying any insurance $.
Not to mention, a good reputable bike shop shouldn't mount up a setup like that, for liability reasons on their part.