Author Topic: Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride  (Read 4356 times)

Offline frankenduck

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Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
« on: April 29, 2012, 10:37:56 PM »
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Offline wmax351

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Re: Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 11:50:51 PM »
20 month erection? His dick would have fallen off. I'm not kidding, there is really bad circulation, due to the erectile tissue not draining. The solution is a trip to the ER, and aspiration of blood.

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Offline sh00ter

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Re: Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 07:04:56 AM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride/1?AID=4992781&PID=4175853&SID=1eg5xbq7ddeeb#.T531iI

Obviously not a from a K bike stock seat.  If that had been the case he'd be suing for anal rape. :lol:
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BOW should capitalize on this.  Who needs Viagra ?    Or.  Can your erection dysfunction medicine go 120mph, help you land the woman, and get you ready for battle?   
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Re: Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 12:45:56 AM »
USA Today? Read more like something from The Onion.
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