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Title: rat looking at me?
Post by: german996 on April 26, 2016, 01:32:00 AM
hello , does everybody have a rat with red eyes looking at you next to the profile information dash? or I did something wrong and I deserve to have the rat there?

cheers
German996
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 26, 2016, 05:54:11 AM
I do not see a rat with red eyes. :dunno2:
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Chaos on April 26, 2016, 07:52:11 AM
it's just you
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: bocutter Ed on April 26, 2016, 08:36:06 AM
a rat with red eyes looking at you

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/ngkredmist_zpsr1ojwo30.jpg)

That's no rat ... dat's Inge's guinea pig. Looks like he's been into JO's weed butter ...  :nono   :hehehe
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 26, 2016, 11:36:18 AM
Yep, that's the red-eyed  guy that has started to appear on my screen on this forum.  Ain't hurtin' nothin' as I see it...Cheese is still intact in the fridge...
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 26, 2016, 12:00:42 PM
What rat? If you see a rat on your Forum screen that means you have committed a serious violation of Forum Rules by determination of the K-Bike High Command. Better apologize quick.......if you get a second Rat, you are in danger of receiving the worst punishment that can be meted.... The dreaded K-Bike Shun. You'll know cause your Forum screen will go black after two rats. The rule has been in place far as long as the Forum has been around.......THREE RATS AND YOU ARE OUT! Good luck........Better correct your violations!
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: german996 on April 26, 2016, 12:56:40 PM
so after apologizing does it goes away? or will it  be there to the end of times?

cheers

german996
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 26, 2016, 12:58:56 PM
Better communicate with the Forum administrator..........and ,no, the rat symbol has nothing to do with your sexual preferences.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: F14CRAZY on April 26, 2016, 01:22:10 PM
I see the guinea pig too
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: jakgieger on April 26, 2016, 02:23:58 PM
I personally am relieved :clap:.  I had feared TrueAce was right after the Donald post the other day and I was really sweating because of the screwing I am getting from d2moto on "correct" brake pads.  Without this forum I would be lost :dunno2:
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Mongrel on April 28, 2016, 01:49:38 AM
Man, I always feel like I'm screwing up if I'm NOT breaking some rules.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: german996 on April 28, 2016, 02:10:32 AM
ok here is the big question! Does it goes away if you behave very well?

cheers
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: german996 on April 28, 2016, 02:14:50 AM
oh man ! i can swear that i have been writing CHEERS and not QUEERS,,, does this thing autocorrect to queers?

cheers
cheers
cheers
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 28, 2016, 02:23:06 AM
German 996, relax multisex person, MOTOBRICK has always been open to LGBTQ folks.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: johnny on April 28, 2016, 06:38:25 AM
must be a pro italia ducati thing...
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 28, 2016, 07:20:16 AM
Now I have twin rats with red eyes.  Will the two become four, or perhaps three, next time?  Methinks some wannabee hacker is spoofing us with the white rates with red eyes. 

Who will be next?

Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: jakgieger on April 28, 2016, 08:37:34 AM
Yup...now I've got two rats.  I think I will stop posting and just go back to lurking :hehehe
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Chaos on April 28, 2016, 09:32:30 AM
This is so wrong.  I have been the epitome of a well behaved motobricker and yet am being punished along with the common vermin with visions of multiple rats.  Where will this end?
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 28, 2016, 10:51:48 AM
How many Forum members see rats?
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 28, 2016, 10:54:03 AM
I'll say it again.......a RER (Red Eyed Rat) is an indication of an infraction in Forum Rules. I do not have a RER on my screen. Those who do have obviously made comments which K-Bike High Command has deemed inappropriate. To make amends and to get the RER removed, go to your personal.profile where all your posts can be reviewed. Usually an offense occurs related to praising another marque other than BMW K-Bikes. If you find that you have inadvertently committed such an infraction, place a post on the main forum...." I apologize for mentioning _______(name of bike referenced in your post), please take my RER off. Within 48 hours you should lose your RER(s).
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: bocutter Ed on April 28, 2016, 10:56:14 AM
Again ... Guinea Pig, not rat.

Apparently a tasty morsel prevalent in Peruvian religious rites. From the looks of that GP's eyes it's been well marinated in weed butter.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: jakgieger on April 28, 2016, 10:59:48 AM
Well, I will sleep better tonight :2thumbup:.  I can easily apologize for a passing reference to the previous ownership of an R60/5.  So, the Donald post is OK?  Sex/orientation, politics, and now religious rites.  Pretty soon we will piss everyone off and nobody will be able to fix a K...
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 28, 2016, 11:03:38 AM
Well my signature does list the bikes I have.
  Do I need to apologize?  Perhaps I can stand on one foot and juggle three pineapples and fart the national anthem simultaneously?


Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bill on April 28, 2016, 11:21:39 AM
Well my signature does list the bikes I have.
  Do I need to apologize?  Perhaps I can stand on one foot and juggle three pineapples and fart the national anthem simultaneously?
How is it you have a 2104 model Honda ?  :eek:
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Chaos on April 28, 2016, 11:22:04 AM
I shan't apologize for praising the values of my commie POS.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 28, 2016, 01:09:38 PM
Well my Honda is a 2104 because, like politicians, I am "forward" looking...Actually, it is more of a sign that I'll be 80 years old next week and box numbers with the best (worst?) of them).  Actually sold this bike after having it for fewer than 2000 miles, but as with all other bikes I've bought and sold, I lost money.

Reminds me of the old accountant at his retirement dinner when asked how he always kept his ledger in balance, and replied, "It's simple...The debits are on the window side of my desk."

Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 28, 2016, 02:38:48 PM
There you go, that could get you RER-ed
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on April 28, 2016, 02:46:06 PM
Some Marques are more offensive, like HD or Victory. Man gotta be A Fool to post that kinda bike on Motobrick!
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bokobob on April 28, 2016, 04:44:42 PM
I now have three red eyed varmints. Somebody is having fun.

Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: bocutter Ed on April 28, 2016, 05:02:15 PM
... starting to look like a slot ...
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bill on April 28, 2016, 05:58:27 PM
Maybe the creature could be more 'K' oriented ...... such as a Koala  as k bikes are popular down under  :neener: or Kanadian as in 'B' eaver 'M'alevolent Warrior  ?
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: D.Bachtel on April 28, 2016, 09:04:17 PM
I now see a very large hamster with muttonchops...
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Chaos on April 28, 2016, 09:09:00 PM
a beady red eyes.  It's evolving......or metamorphosing.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Bill on April 28, 2016, 09:58:07 PM
Similar ?
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: tsnap on April 28, 2016, 11:15:21 PM
Seen better lookin' beavers, fo shooo


tom
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: The Dude on May 05, 2016, 12:03:13 AM
Some Marques are more offensive, like HD or Victory. Man gotta be A Fool to post that kinda bike on Motobrick!
Hmmm.Realy?So,I got two of em for mentioning my pushrod v twins,twice?I guess that makes sense.

'might poke a stick at them two red eyed 'pigs I got....Now,where's my HRD Vincent I got,somewhere, in the back of the shed?....Wait for it...
Am I a lucky bar steward,or wot?Na,just a lyin wanna have.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on May 05, 2016, 12:17:11 AM
If you gotta 'm, smoke 'm. Ya, push rods are for pussys........show a Vincent and we'll praise you.........otherwise, if it ain't K, it's nay.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: The Dude on May 05, 2016, 12:45:15 AM
If you gotta 'm, smoke 'm. Ya, push rods are for pussys........show a Vincent and we'll praise you.........otherwise, if it ain't K, it's nay.
If I gotta smoke'm,well,that's another story.As for pussys,I'll do anything for them.

Alright,no praising intended,tho.Ma helmet only just fits,now.
Let's see if this rat bike will get me into purgatory?
Aw,I dropped ma stick.
Ouch.The little sh!t bit me.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on May 05, 2016, 01:07:50 AM
Now that's cool. Where can I order one of those face mask/googles things? Lovely to have Adolf in the back cheering you on!
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: The Dude on May 05, 2016, 02:52:51 AM
Now that's cool. Where can I order one of those face mask/googles things? Lovely to have Adolf in the back cheering you on!
Yer.Fond memories!
Oh, the face mask/goggle set was wot you won in the lotto back then.They were only shower proof...Look on eBay but,don't expect it to work in the shower,now.If ya,all Vote for 'Trump,you may need to share it.
Uncle Adolf shat a brick,that day,I remember,now,he was worried about something or other.We didn't know what the brick was,then.Please forgive me.Looked like it was from another planet and,yeh, it made this funny whining noise.We burried it,somewhere,deep in the fartherland and so my speed record stood for decades,since.
I kept the push starter bitch to this day,you may recognise her?
We all got outa there soon after the speed record and hid down under,just before they made speed illegal.

Yeh,that should do it?...Bring on the 'pigs....wait for it...What have I done?Where's may Stick?Arrrrgh.Ouch.
Appologies,I should've kept that brick.Serial#000000001.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: TrueAce on May 05, 2016, 03:28:43 AM
You are a perfect fit for this Forum.....good on ya!
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: Laitch on May 05, 2016, 06:41:00 AM
I kept the push starter bitch to this day,you may recognise her?
Don't recognize her, but the man wearing the tidy outfit in front of the bike was identified as your team's urologist when this photo was published in The International Journal of Moto Bladder Disorders. He was quoted at the time to be advising "Come on, boyo. You can do better than that. You've got a race to run" as your output slowly filled the tarmac crevice beneath the bike.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: The Dude on May 05, 2016, 07:02:03 AM
Laitch,your on to it.Humblest Appologies,for takin the piss.
'Still just got the hydrocarbon symbol,phew n thanks for the gentle warning.
No more confessions,for now.'Nuff said.
Title: Re: rat looking at me?
Post by: kris on May 06, 2016, 10:09:15 AM
I got a rat looking at me....and it has beady red eyes....just like this one. And I see beaver all over the place!