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Title: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: TrueAce on March 13, 2016, 10:26:49 PM
So Johnny said "why don't you drop by the house and take a look at my K1100RS...aka Brick of the Corn. And not having thing else to do Saturday, I dropped by.......over a 1000 miles one-way, dropped by. Never seen endless miles of corn fields like the have in So. Illinois! Wisconsin is pretty full of corn, too. And as TimTyler had warned, there was Juneau Johnny, full of corn, and in his garage the mighty "Brick of the Corn". Lots of corn all the way. Johnny sez "Lets ride around the block", a short run 90 mph around a few county roads and I was hooked. See picture below.......the blue K is the former Brick of the Corn, the big fellow on the trailer is Johnny crying saying goodbye. Yes, the BOC has gone South forever, retired to Florida in my garage. So I think in memory of the land it came from, I'll just name it "Corn Bread".  Thanks, Johnny!
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Post by: TimTyler on March 13, 2016, 10:38:15 PM
 :2thumbup:
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: The Mighty Gryphon on March 13, 2016, 10:48:20 PM
Great story Ace, but why "corn bread"?   Why not "Cheetos", the perfect combination of cheez, corn and crunch?   I hear they go great with weed butter.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: TrueAce on March 13, 2016, 10:51:19 PM
Great suggestion.......I love Cheetos, one of the three basic Southern food groups...Beer, Cheetos, and Barbeque.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: The Mighty Gryphon on March 13, 2016, 10:55:05 PM
Dang!  I could be a southern boy.  Except, don't a lot of them ride them Hardly Ablesons?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 13, 2016, 11:32:07 PM
A mazing story, cornsidering the circumstances, Ace.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: The Mighty Gryphon on March 14, 2016, 12:19:28 AM
Ace, you've got first dibs on it, but if you don't use Cheetos for the Cheez Brick Of The Corn can I use it for my yellow S?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 12:57:26 AM
A mazing story, cornsidering the circumstances, Ace.

quit that!
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: TrueAce on March 14, 2016, 01:04:57 AM
I thought that Laitch was too clever and nobody would get it! Way to go Chaos!
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Martin on March 14, 2016, 03:05:11 AM
Come on fellas stop with the corny jokes.
Regards Martin
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Post by: Scud on March 14, 2016, 04:47:14 PM
I thought this thread was gonna be about ethanol.

Corn-gratulations to everyone.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Martin on March 14, 2016, 06:37:49 PM
Cornsidering the topic I am amaized that you guys cornstantly keep posting these cornments.
Sorry fellas a corntrite Martin.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 14, 2016, 07:01:11 PM
No need to apologize, Martin. I think you popped off with a kernel of truth there.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 09:15:45 PM
Are ypu guys buttering each other up?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 14, 2016, 09:32:43 PM
Aw, shucks, Chaos.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 14, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Stalking?  the walls have ears!

Shucks

tom :blah:
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 09:37:55 PM
I'm sure there's a silk lining to this
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 14, 2016, 09:47:53 PM
I'm sure there's a silk lining to this
Well, if there isn't, Chaos, getting away from this thread is going to take some true grits.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 09:55:10 PM
We'll keep squeezing more out of it
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: TrueAce on March 14, 2016, 10:28:53 PM
If you take the corn away from Johnny, are you left with just a hotdog?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 14, 2016, 10:32:10 PM
he would squeeze the weiner,and let it shine.

and then a shot o squeezins

tom
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 11:52:41 PM
If you take the corn away......

But what about the CHILDREN!
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 15, 2016, 08:57:06 AM
some of these comments are a cornacopia of corniness, and should be taken with a grain of salt and butta.

and some of these bikes have been cobbled up I've noticed.
tom
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Bill on March 15, 2016, 09:16:55 AM
This thread is getting downright eary .....
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 15, 2016, 09:50:37 AM
Stalkers are gonna think we're fried
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: johnny on March 15, 2016, 09:59:04 AM
this thread is the creamed of the crop...
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 15, 2016, 10:48:33 AM
Right, Kernel Chaos


tom
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Post by: bocutter Ed on March 15, 2016, 11:39:31 AM
... Kernel KayOS (K Operating System)
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 15, 2016, 12:25:51 PM
got backup DISC for that korn?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 15, 2016, 12:27:34 PM
Why do you ask, tom? Are you in a kernel panic?
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: tsnap on March 15, 2016, 12:30:48 PM
jonesin fo poppin corn



tom
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Laitch on March 15, 2016, 12:36:39 PM
Contact Amber Waves of Grain. She's a therapist.
Title: Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
Post by: Chaos on March 15, 2016, 01:58:30 PM
my therapist is Candy