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Title: current down trend in the USA economy
Post by: DRxBMW on October 19, 2011, 10:54:34 AM
The current down trend in the USA economy has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
 
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
 
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
 
I saw a fundamentalist Mormon with only one wife.
 
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
 
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
 
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
 
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
 
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 
Title: Re: current down trend in the USA economy
Post by: Roy S. on October 20, 2011, 12:26:10 AM
Very Nice 8)